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To Shlonk it [silly style] is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, [mind melting], back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it [silly style]/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person
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