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A two-faced, back-stabbing home-wrecking hoodrat. With 5 to 10 kids who all have different dad’s cus she’s a homie hopper. All her kids hate her guts. She has no respect for other women, much less herself. She will try hard to steal your man. She will use black magic on him to control his mind cus she can’t get his love naturally. She has gang/prison tattoos, multiple lovers names all over her body, blasted across her chest. Be careful if you have money & you date her a couple times she’ll tattoo your name on her, even if she doesn’t know your real name because that’s how thirsty she is. She has ugly hair & she looks cross-eyed, she’s got a gap between her teeth so big it looks like she’s missing a tooth. She’s uneducated. The only skills she has is being a thief & a con-artist. She has a criminal record under multiple identities that she’s stolen. Stay away from this evil witch. She will try to ruin your life. And don’t bother confronting her because she’s a lying whore who will cry the biggest crocodile tears you ever seen & swear to your face that she’s “not a bad person” & “is not the type to take another woman’s man” but immediately contradict herself by saying, “yes, I did know he had a girlfriend. He told me right from the start.” She’ll even cry from seeing you cry & like if she’s feeling your pain as you sit two feet away from her but don’t fall for it because she will look up at you and through her tears she will say, “I’m not going anywhere.”

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