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Used to describe a man who possesses the physical attributes of an ape, usually with an enormous and bushy beard (pirate style). Enjoys immersing himself in popular culture (football, pop music, mainstream television) and usually drives a baby blue or pink Nissan Micra. Enjoys ranting. Also likes frequenting local computer retailers in the hope of picking up a guy. Used in a derogatory sense, akin to noob.
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