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Someone who is very intelligent, using long words in every sentence such as niggardly and brolic, but is a very smelly individual. Having earwax dribbling out of his ear and toenails that will make you screech. You see this person walking down the hallway towards you, forcing you to run as fast as possible in the opposite direction. He has a force-field around him that rejects him from every pussy and/or tit in the same building. Although he is very stinky, he is a very nice person who is always a teacher's pet. We hate Jestro.
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