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1. Explanation : "My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard. Example use case : Friend one : Woah! Shes hot! Hard guy : My dick is really hard Second example use case : Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard! Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard
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