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Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist. Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job. The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.
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