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The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently [on the forehead], before bidding her a good nights sleep. As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system [from the top] of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your [Japanese flag]. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast. Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
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