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Laksan is a sophisticated nerd and intense kazoo player who enjoys playing with rolly chairs and punting toddlers into wall. He often forgets his children at the local walmart, and spends his time reading the lables on tomato tins. As a child he wanted to be a princess - growing up and would kiss every frog within a 5 mile radius (if your wondering why u got one this may be the reason) He is affiliated with gang activity and takes long cigar breaks to cool off his toenails. he's very girly pop and may be a tad bit fruity, be aware when you're around him.
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