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The Golden Laptop is a fun game where you spray-paint someone's laptop gold preferably JR. To begin the game you have to run over to [the person] (JR) and shout "Golden Laptop". This gives the person who shouted Golden Laptop the chance to pin the Person (JR) and do [whatever you want] to him. This could be anything and [everything] preferable stuff like setting his pubes on fire, stapling his eyes shut, or even 💀f***ing him.
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