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A sneaky little turd of a coworker that takes the most ballin of shits for his coworkers to stew in. Will go out of his way to make your day as unhinged and bizarre as possible. Does not care about consuming as much free food in the break room as he can and will interrupt your work day to be an absolute menace.
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