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verb The act of gooning to the highest intensity; your splooge can’t stop coming out. When you are goonmaxxing, your serotonin levels are at a high and you have become one with the shlong. The Johnson is numb at this point but you are ascending to the heavens due to the amount of pleasure you are receiving.
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