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One of the most frightening beings that can walk the planet. If you ever encounter someone named after this horrific celestial body of a human, do a 180 and run as fast as you possibly can. Run like Forest Gump, faster even. Run with the wind, as if your life depends on it (it does). If they ever look in your general direction, you won't be able to escape their grasp. No matter how hard you try, one way or another, they'll find you. If it happens, just live your best life, because it's guaranteed it won't be a long one. I wish you luck, for if god exists, even he hopes for the best.
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