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This man has the biggest, fattest, slimiest, hugest, veiniest, most massive jaron-son any beautiful black man could ever have. All the bitches wanna be his hoe but he's a one-gal guy. He's so confident that he only wears a ski mask in public, the police are too dazzled by his shiny cock glimmering in the sun to arrest him. When he wears sweatpants, he has to run from the crowd slobbering at the sight of his perfect bulge. You know when he's around because you can hear the slapping of the meat anytime he's around the corner, not even hard or flaccid.
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