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When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs. Symptoms include: Smelly breath Yo mama Blurred vision Limbs falling off Hair falling off Cursed to never have swag again Curses your family Stomach pains Headaches Runny nose Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
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