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maude is a complimentary term used to describe one of great beauty and personality. a maude tends to saunter through their enviroment and attract the attention of many hunky males whilst encouraging their salivary glands to go into overdrive; resulting in large wet patches on the males shirts and a glazed expression.  it may take up to three weeks for males ( or females if they are that way inclined ) to recover from a sighting of a maude.  common symptoms of maude sightings include heart palpitations, entering cardiac arrest, a dreamy expression, immediately possessing love songs, clammy palms, and writting poetry, a smile resembling one who has slept with a coathanger in their mouth, extremely fast speech and butterflies of the stomach.   maudes move in large social circles and have the capability to maintain deep friendships. maudes are also philosophists and tend to organise ones problems into something more managable. you can spot a maude a mile off. the maude in the group is the one who your eye is automatically drawn to due to their magic glow and an overwhelmingly originality.

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