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Spencer Quinney is a mystical creature that is know to kiss old men in their sleep. Spencer Quinney is sexually attracted to men and men only. However, there is one exception. He likes one woman, named Chamoy. Every night while Chamoy is sleeping Spencer Quinney goes to her house and watches her. Sometimes he gets a little excited and tickles her a little bit. Spencer Quinney has a blinding light that emits from his crotch. If you try to look at his teeny peenie you will lose the ability to see forever. Spencer Quinney does not usually kill, however, if you open your eyes or try to defend yourself while he is tickling you at night, he might get aggressive and hurt or kill you, or sometimes if he really likes you, he will tickle you harder. Sometimes there is a chance that he will tickle you so hard that you die. Spencer Quinney likes to touch people at night so make sure you lock your doors!
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