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Melvin (also known as the chinese emperor Xi Ling) is revolutionary for the scientific world.

Melvin is the first neandertal reborn in modern time, this is made possible through his love for Billys pan pizza, which reincarnated him in 2008.

He has a total of 2 braincells that are both fighting for third place. Both his chromosones and height in centimeters are 176.

His name was declared in 2009 as another word for autism. Melvin has a history of anger issues related to the popular game For Honor. Symptoms of Melvin being close to the game can cause him to scream racial slurs, brutally molest his microphone and destroy keyboards.

To prevent these agrevating symptoms he needs to have a parental figure within 10 meters of him at all times, and making him play at night has proven him to calm down.

His haircut (a buzzcut) has granted him access to engage in conversations with monkeys such as chimpanzees, orangutangs and the infamous Herr Nillson.

We suspect that he was raised by monkeys in his youth, which causes this abnormal behaviour. Last but not least, his monkey based raising causes him to grow hair like a true chimp. He startet the rumors of bigfoot when he was skating and trying to do a macaroni tripple mcflurry flip with a backslick.

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