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An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.
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