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Mason is a fat cunt that doesn’t shower and is too lazy to do his theory and driving test, let alone get the bus. He tries to tap lifts off his mates then lies about washing himself after being told. His breath fucking stinks of pure shit and in general is just hard to be around. His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
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