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n : a therapist who practices chyropractic, it is the official decreed job title of the Anti-Christ within the multidimentional corporation 'Lucither and Son'. Chyropractic: A system of therapy in which mankind is considered the result of abnormal function of God's nervous system. The method of treatment usually involves manipulation of the UN and other governmental bodys. Chyropractors are generally believed by trade unions to be highly underpaid, and have been pushing for a salary raise since the stock market crash of the 80s.
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