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An A-to-Z assortment of petty matters dat hafta be decided in court: AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings. barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks. carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us. farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances. garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices. jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers. marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish. parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to. tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with. warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.
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