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A very seductive horny egyptian man. I will smash him later. He walks into rooms brightening up everyones day with the bulge in his pants. "Guess what?" he asks, "I'm horny! RUN!" and he will chase everyone around the house, his boner wagging in front of him like a happy dog. It makes everyone laugh and giggle as they run from him, and the experience is that of pure joy. He is the number one sex pookie bear. 😁😁😁😁He's the most adorable creature on earth.
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