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A gender specific, geek oriented and nasty operating system created to deliberately confuse, baffle and annoy anyone who is not a nerd. How to spot people who enjoy Unix: These deluded and solitary individuals will often exhibit many of the following characteristics - * Mostly male * Enjoy real ale * Sport long hair (usually greasy) & often beards * Wear t-shirts 2 sizes too small that fails to conceal a hairy beer belly underneath * Have a number of keys dangling from a keyring * Are socially challenged * Will quote lines from episodes of Star Trek * Enjoy heavy rock / metal music. Note: occassionally an older unix techhead will admit to a liking of folk music - these individuals are very dangerous and should be avoided... Worse still is the Unix nerd who enjoys prog rock - anyone with an early Genesis album in their music collection should be treated with suspicion
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