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lod is an armadillo with 17 toes, one of them on the tip of his pp and he can move it around with full control. With this he can jlod it right up in there and jlod people up, giving him the name jlod. He also has a theme park named jlod new york, where every ride is the same replica of getting jlodded. He also has a cousin named jlid. he is a squid with 17 testicles. nobody knows why people call him jlid, but he is jlid. jlid also has a brother named flid. flid is an octopus has 17 tentacles instead of testicles. flid flids people with his tentacles, giving him the name flid. another friend is frod. he is a frog with 17 tongues and 13 feet, living on a lily pad and licking people to make them uncomfortable. they also are friends with drake, a cheesestick with salami on top.
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