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That? Oh, just another name for my best friend of 14 years. He refuses to get a minimum-wage job because he claims it's beneath him, even though that's all he's qualified for. At 30, he lives with his parents who are working beyond retirement age, and repays them by talking shit about them all the time. He insists that it's his father's responsibility to buy him a place of his own because that's the tradition in our country. He sets the most unrealistic expectations for where he'll be in 10 years, and the main reason for wanting his dad to buy him a place is so that he doesn't have to be with his parents when he visits our hometown for vacations. For years, he has talked about becoming a prostitute or marrying a well-off white woman, even though he has none of what it usually takes to become a gold digger or a sex worker. He takes great pride in the number of his Facebook friends, his penis size, being bisexual rather than gay, and a top rather than a bottom.
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