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“SHALOM ALECHEM” A way to kindly greet a sir There are many ways to greet other people Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc… But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone. This is the only way you greet a sir. 1. Make eye contact 2. Extend arm out 3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance) 4. “SHALOM ALECHEM” 5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”
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