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Metty is the most beautiful girl in the world even if she doesn't believe it. She's not a homeless 45 year old black man, although she thinks so at times. She is a 23 year old Victorian child who needs to see the ocean. Her hairy toes are perfect and she has perfect blonde hair. She snorts when she laughs and will be your best friend. We love Metty.
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