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One combining the gene pool of elder son of balding monk power and that of massive schlong. Said schlong will generally drag across the floor absorbing any and all toddlers in its path. If this very visual characteristic is not immediately noted, please report the offending Sean to your local authorities to ensure adequate detainment of both the Sean and the toddler-ridden Schlong. Might be gay, we'll see.
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