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Unoskimos are an anxient tribe of people found all over the world, but most typically in central Florida. They are a matriarchal society ruled by two princesses. Unoskimos are a contradictory people, they dress very warm despite their tropical location and despite their small stature, their main source of entertainment comes from playing with extra large cards. Unoskimos are also known for their beauty and intelligence. While it is rare to sight an unoskimo, it is considered a very lucky occurrence.
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