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Your birthgiver couldn't have held you in until midnight, or pushed you out a day earlier? People born on February 15 are horrendous narcissists and can't contain their audacity into their short-ass body. Calm the fuck down, Satan. Why don't you stfu and learn some perspective. Spoiler alert, other people have different povs than you do. You are not the main character in everyone else's story
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