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Southern women appreciate their natural assets:  Clean skin. A winning smile.  That unforgettable Southern drawl.    Southern women know their manners:  "Yes, ma'am."  "Yes, sir."  "Why, no, Billy!"    Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:  "Y'all come back!"  "Well, bless your heart."  "Drop by when you can."  "How's your Momma?"    Southern women know their summer weather report:  Humidity  Humidity  Humidity    Southern women know their vacation spots:  The beach  The beach  The beach    Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:  Summer tans  Colorful hi-heel sandals  Strapless sun dresses  Southern women know everybody's first name:  Honey  Darlin'  Shugah    Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:  Fried Green Tomatoes  Driving Miss Daisy  Steel Magnolias  Gone With The Wind    Southern women know their religions:  Baptist  Methodist  Football    Southern women know their country breakfasts:  Red-eye gravy  Grits  Country ham  Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly    Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:  Charleston  (Chawl'stn)  Savannah (S'vanah)  New Orleans (N'awlins)  Atlanta (Addlanna)    Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:  Men in uniform.  Men in tuxedos  Rhett Butler, of course!    Southern women know their prime real estate:  The Mall  The Country Club  The Beauty Salon    Southern women know the four deadly sins:  Having bad hair and nails  Having bad manners  Cooking bad food  Wearing too much makeup in the summer    Southern women know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!  Southern belle's are a true God givin gift to the world, and of your a northern transplant, well just bless your heart, fake it! We all know that you got here as fast as you could!

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