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A very embarrassing, but fictional disease. It only affects males, the symptoms are baldness, then a severely foul body odour, and then finally, sub par, below 20/20 vision. Victims will also tend to have a strong preference towards android phones and will also adopt a very strong distaste for any societal norms (having an apple product) even if the alternative is something worse.
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