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Dylon is an amazing friend. He seems like some fat fucking weeb on the outside, and that is why girls never talk to him. If they actually gave him a chance, they would smash after 5 minutes of talking, realizing his height, and seeing his big bulging 4 inch soft dick in his pants. However, he does not care what others think. If you knew him as a friend, you would know about his funniness and loyalty. He will always say funny things and laugh at your jokes as long as they don't fucking suck, which he will make fun of you for in a friend-like way. He will always defend his closest friend in arguments even if other don't agree with them. His dog is so cute that he would have already made 873 puppies by now if he wasn't neutered. He also has a W dad that he hangs out with all the time. Dylon is the hottest, funniest, most loyal person you will ever meet.
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