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The cheapest human on planet Earth. Severely narcissistic. Thinks he’s the hottest man alive but actually looks like he sailed to America from overseas, which is odd because he’s more Americanized than any American known to man. His beard will never connect. His entire life is gaming but does not get paid for it. Will eat fast food until he’s on “my 600-lb life.”
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