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A vulgar, swinish, amorphous blob of a creature that is commonly found in Brazil and the United States, especially the southeast. Also commonly known as amerimutts as well as more politically correct terms such as melungeon and pardo, these hideously complected beasts of ambiguous origin are the product of centuries of outbreeding and inbreeding tracing back to the colonial era.

Appearance: They smell and look like bloated pig carcasses, are quite squat, and are prone to morbid obesity and other such health problems.

Mannerisms: Violent mongrels that can’t control their anger, especially when intoxicated with alcohol. Often beat or shoot each other up over bullshit like sports or politics, and even disown family members over petty disputes. Also will fuck anything that moves, be it a jungle savage, his own sister, or even going as low as to fuck livestock.

Hobbies: Eating McDonald’s, shopping at Walmart, worshipping niggers and Jews, voting in bullshit elections, fear-mongering about random garbage, Calling eastern/southern Europeans “nonwhites”, bringing shame to actual white Americans.

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