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Shagarais are the lowest form of humans and should be euthanised. They are short, black, squeaky and mushy. If you ever come across one you will instantly know due to their abysmal breath and fugly looks. You can identify them through simple observations; Shagarais fake their deep voices and look like 3-toed sloths, their beady eyes peer out from their sloped head. They have long black toes that allow them to climb trees, their bodies, while uniquely adapted for life in the treetops, appear almost comically disproportionate. If you ever are unlucky enough to come across one, do the world a favour and kill it instantly.
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