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Ira is a Viking warrior who possesses super human qualities, (gifts from above, some would say) in the form of super sonic , hearing. Ira can hear sounds no one can hear. One hot summer day while Ira was indulging in foot care, he heard a sound that can only be described as the quietest puff of air. Ira rushed in the direction of the sound. Lo and behold, old man Jones had fallen on a breakfast sausage in the kitchen and busted his head. Ira saved a life that day. This is only one of Ira’s super human qualities. Ira is like a warm freshly baked pie. You don’t know what’s inside, so you poke your finger thru the crust and you are met with utter deliciousness . You lick and suck on your finger to get all of Ira inside you.
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