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The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind. Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger. Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself. "What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men. So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
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