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Yeah, no I'm gonna do an exodus one. God "Hey! Hi! Moses!" Moses "Um... Yes? Can I help you?" God "Yeah, actually. I need you do to me favor." Moses "Who... Exactly are you?" God "Oh! Oh, right. Yeah, I'm the guy. I made all the stuff. What are you calling me nowadays? Elohim? Ha! I'm asking but... Well... You know." Moses "OH! Oh! That- I... Yes! Yes, what can I do for you, lord? Anything!" God "Yeah, hey, go tell Pharoah to give me all the Jew-slaves... Make him give me the Jew-slaves.... And those cows. I want the cows too." Moses 😨 "Wh... What? How? I can't..." God "No... You can. Tell him to give me the slaves or I'm going to kill all of his kids. Or wait, no! I'm going to kill all of the kids not just his- NO WAIT! Even better! The first born sons of every man and woman in Egypt! THAT'S who I'm going to kill. All the first born sons." Moses 😱 "I can't tell him that! He's going to kill me! Why would he even believe me!? Why can't YOU just tell him!?"
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