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Lynda is a girl different from any other one you’re ever gonna meet … she has the most beautiful deep brown eyes and doesn’t even know she’s pretty… she’ll surprise you with how gentle she can be in private and her beautiful eyes will get teary when she is scared the first time she sleeps over but if you’re lucky to get her to open up you’ll see that her heart is almost as beautiful as her tits… WHICH ARE PERFECT ! her ass is nice too but nothing will compare to her magical pussy and she’s prettier in the morning! ….she can get a little slutty and commitment phobic so if you don’t have a talk with her about monogamy right away she’ll be hard to catch but if you do make her your girlfriend you’ll get even more bjs double the amazing sex with her and she’ll be really perfectly domestic, cook amazing food and be super dirty when you least expect it …she’ll even get prettier and dress up for you more ….every man and woman wherever you go will start awkwardly check her out and so will your friends and family …that’s when you will become cruel and insecure and you’ll regret being such a jerk to her and breaking her heart forever .. Lynda is always sweet so lots of people will hate you for making her cry and dumping her …you’ll miss her so much you’ll marry an ugly boring short girl with flinstone feet instead … who isn’t even a 1/4 as honest , tender and awesome as Lynda and you’ll wish you weren’t such a dumbass every day and night for the rest of your life.

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