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Pronounced Chan -gooch A male or female person who is a regular visitor or adoptive resident to the Balinese locale of Canguu .. Known as the Gooch due to its centralised proximity to all twats , cunts , cocks and ball bags in the area. A Canguuche ordinarily can be weaving seen erratically on their N-max helmet less , shirtless and clueless. A Canguuche may be naturally attractive but usually cosmetic enhancements and/or gym regimens are utilised. Where tattoos are used they shall be hipster- centric in a generic soulless fashion. When a Canguuche is coerced by by social conservatives to wearing garments that impede their natural expression of their superior physical manifestation of attractiveness … Garment prisons shall be adorned in manner never bereft of irony. Canguuches may make monetary gain from social media influencer status.
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