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It's a shit hole. South of Perth full of C.U.B's (Cashed up Bogan's).

Every second vehicle is, either a Cruiser or Patrol. The odd Ford or Holden stolen from the North ends up there.. Burnt out and upside down. Somewhere in the off road area behind 'ole Mandurah Road.

The front lawns, are usually just over grown weeds.

Sometimes the lawns are dead. or just sandy.

The manicured wood chip, round abouts have all been rooster tailed and the, ovals

by the skate have single, black tyre marks from stolen motorbikes that can be heard between, the hours of 12am and 3 am as they ride about dealing.

Some times the keen observer high on meth

can, view these one wheeled temporary earthlings, O.W.T. E riding on one wheel at high speeds. With no helmets or lights. Late at night.

Don't come here. Ppl get stabbed and killed.

You often hear kind words of encouragement like

"Like fuck off.."

" let's burn shit."

And "hey there's some couches out on the verge ."

Every one who lives here says...

"Fuck I hate living in Parmelia.. "I think I'll move...

too Parmelia.. But next street over

Everything sucks even Jess who has 5 kids. Too 5 different Dads.

Who turns tricks for new tats.. Still can't afford food for the kids.

God bless Parmelia..

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