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What my girlfriend tells me before she asks me if "i'm okay" then seconds after repeats the beginning of the 'going to jail if I don't plot my escape 30min in advance' cycle which kicks off with a question for me to answer about something that her and I both know even the correct answer will not be tolerated.
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