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I was never looking for a fairytale, just to feel a little less alone. You have robbed me of all heart and mind and I love you sweet bandit of my soul. I am no Judy, I am done with pie. Will our garden be wonderphil, or will it be full of lost dreams and tea? I do forgive you, but I demand more from life. It's your call: Friend or Wife?
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