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Who: Bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a scottsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by provadence impoverished in squalor Parents: When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt ridden two years later see Alexander's mother bed ridden half dead, sittin in their own sick, the scent thick- And Alex got better but his mother went quick Job: Started workin, clerkin for his late mother's landlord Where: Well, the word got around, they said, 'this kid is insane, man!' took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
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