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The sexiest man alive, dick the size of an Alaskan bullworm, is the sweetest asshole you’ll ever meet, has a BBL the size of Texas, knows how to dress but chooses not to, will never want to choose where to eat but will complain no matter where you get food, loves you more than anything but will act like he doesn’t, has the best girlfriend in the world but claims she doesn’t love him, secretly likes your hugs but will playfully reject them, the best boyfriend ever
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