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A Narcissistic, fat, controlling, drunk, soft dicked, selfish lover that is a cheater that abandons women carrying his children because his Peruvian cousin is his yes man. He is a lazy looser who thought life would hand him a successful life, but is actually a miserable , insecure, alcoholic that is loosing his family and what wealth he has. Karma is a b*+ch.
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