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The Blinch is an original Dr Seuss character from the same race as the Grinch (the Green Blinch). Reigning from the streets of Detroit, the Blinch steals catalytic converters for a living. The Blinch uses his profits to steal New Years Eve and ruin it for pieces of shit around the world. The Blinch is the original creature of his species; however, the Grinch received all the credit after a deal with the devil to promote How the Grinch (green Blinch) stole Christmas.
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