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1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal. 2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
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