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When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO [intelligent], that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery. Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!" RickO: "What's wrong Frank?" Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly [business class]." RickO: "Was he receptive?" FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and [positivity] until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?" RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?" FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
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